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Birthed by the Hodag, raised by feral pigs and taught to play the viola by a slack jawed yokel Dawn Miceli was destined for greatness.

After numerous stints in whorehouses throughout the wild west she had her good glass eye set on stardom. Dawn started off by kidnapping the local minister's son Drew in a web of love, sex and a shared desire to own farmland and together they became the formidable stars of The Dawn and Drew Show! More wild than the wildest pony on Assateague Island, sweeter than MeeMaw's bath tub moonshine, Dawn lures you in with her soothing voice only to tickle you until you toot. A delightful mixture of sass and sassafras, Dawn never gets tired of writing in third person



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